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My Book of Bible Story Memes

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i really enjoy making memes from the my book of bible stories..

My Book of Bible Story Memes

by Beth Shan in

i really enjoy making memes from the my book of bible stories..

"Abraham's Oops I Accidentally Almost Murdered My Son Sacrificial Lamb Stew" Recipe:
1 1/2 pounds thickly sliced bacon, diced (optional because of the Mosaic Law Commandments)
6 pounds boneless lamb shoulder, cut into 2 inch pieces
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
3 cloves garlic, minced
1 large onion, chopped
1/2 cup water
4 cups beef stock
2 teaspoons white sugar
4 cups diced carrots
2 large onions, cut into bite-size pieces
3 potatoes
1 teaspoon dried thyme
2 bay leaves
1 cup white wine
Place bacon (if you think you can get away with eating it without Jehovah killing you) in a large, deep skillet. Cook over medium high heat until evenly brown. Drain, crumble, and set aside.
Put lamb, salt, pepper, and flour in large mixing bowl. Toss to coat meat evenly. Brown meat in frying pan with bacon fat.
Place meat into stock pot (leave 1/4 cup of fat in frying pan). Add the garlic and yellow onion and saute till onion begins to become golden. Deglaze frying pan with 1/2 cup water and add the garlic-onion mixture to the stock pot with bacon pieces, beef stock, and sugar. Cover and simmer for 1 1/2 hours.
Add carrots, onions, potatoes, thyme, bay leaves, and wine to pot. Reduce heat, and simmer covered for 20 minutes until vegetables are tender. Enjoy!

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My Book of Bible Story Memes

by Beth Shan in

i really enjoy making memes from the my book of bible stories..

Beth Shan

Available in discreet paperback

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My Book of Bible Story Memes

by Beth Shan in

i really enjoy making memes from the my book of bible stories..

Beth Shan

Thanks Hey There.

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My Book of Bible Story Memes

by Beth Shan in

i really enjoy making memes from the my book of bible stories..

Beth Shan

Having a hissy fit like a boss. Now a days Jesus would potentially be charged with "disturbing a religious ceremony", "disturbing a public meeting or assembly", "Property damage" and here in Canada he could even be charged with "Uttering Threats" (Uttering Threats: threatening to cause death or bodily harm, or to damage/destruction of property. This also includes threatening injury to your pet) except that he did it

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